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A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his or her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
If you think your name is weird than you have to see these below! I think you will be grateful to have your name. I found these at http://www.funnyname.com/ if you want to see more go and visit the site, they have a lot more to see…very funny!
** When not to Hyphenate your name, you might just make things worse!
Do you want to recieve an e-mail from the future, now you can! Here’s what I wrote to myself and won’t recieve it until im 62 years young!
Dear FutureMe,
Hey long time no see! Damn you put on some weight…get your FAT ASS to the gym! I told you to stop putting that gel crap in your hair! Look at what happened…your frekin bald… that’s what happens for teasing your brother travis! So your still at that damn computer trying to make people laugh huh…some things never change. Remeber, I still love you! =)
(written Mon Feb 25, 2008, sent Wed Feb 23, 203
Here are some people who participated in www.futureme.org try it yourself!
Get A Job!
Dear FutureMe,
I am really pissed and better have a job by now. If not, please proceed to kick self in ass.
(written Tue Sep 30, 2003, sent Wed Nov 26, 2003)
Godson’s B-Day!
Dear FutureMe,
It’s your godson’s B-Day on January 13th. For some unfathomable reason you need this reminder.
Loser!
(written Thu Oct 2, 2003, sent Wed Dec 31, 2003)
Advice
Dear FutureMe,
Vind a wife with huge hooders
(written Fri Oct 3, 2002, sent Wed Dec 31, 2007)
If you are new to Photoshop and want to learn a few tricks than this is the place to visit MyDamnChannel teaches you how to use Photoshop and gives you a great laugh! I frekin laugh every time I watch his videos!
If you want to get a divorce but can’t think of a way to let your significant other know, than this video is for you! This guy has some really great ideas of ways you can break the news to really get your point across!
They don’t call me “Laughing Ducks” for no reason! I got my little troop with me distracting this beautiful lady while I take her money straight to the bank…laughing on the way! Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!
Hey Master, I have been training my “BALLS” for one year now! I think I am ready for the shaolin balls of steel challenge…I know that this is the only way to truly become a shaolin! I am ready master…give me your best shot!
Win a FREE ad spot on my blog…right there on the top left!
Here is my new Caption Contest picture! Some of you e-mailed me saying you wanted a different picture, so here it is! Hope it’s easier to come up with a caption!
Donald Karr, a 73 year old man is about to rock e-Bays world. He is going OLD-SCHOOL! He came up with an old fashioned auction…paddles and all included! Don’t believe me, go ahead and visit the site!
I love my new Coffee Mug! This is perfect for me because I know that I am a Coffee Addict and need it to survive throughout the day! My maid knows exactly when I need a refill and I don’t even have to say a word…I LOVE COFFEE!
This morning when I started to eat my bowl of cereal I noticed that something wasn’t right. One of the froot loops was taking up all the space in my bowl. Yeah true story! I only had 5 froot loops in my bowl, that’s how gigantic it was. I decided that I needed to take a picture to show some proof for the unbelievers! So here it is…the froot loop on steroids! what did I do with it after? yup, I did! I ate it, I poured me a glass of milk and decided to eat it just like how I’d eat my oreo cookies. I began to dunk my froot loop into my glass of milk, I got about five bites before I was done! (just to give u an idea of how big this froot loop was)
Hey, if you ever find a froot loop on steroids…enjoy, cause they are very rare to find! (lol)
What is worse than having a neighbor who complains about everything: your dog is barking too much, your music is too loud, your friends are laughing too loud, your friends car is parked illegally, and list continues to grow. What is worse is that I have lived in the neighborhood 5 years before this old man ever arrived! Now he’s trying to tell me what to do…I don’t think so! I decided to do something that would make him lose his mind…LOL and give him a daily reminder of his favorite neighbor. I think he really likes it by the look on his face =) Would you agree?
