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The Best Pictures of Sports Illustrated…Not!

Posted by tjmagik on March 3, 2008

Here are some of the pictures that did not make Sports Illustrated…why? Not sure, I think they are some great shots…lol!

Yep… still there!

My Raquet has a secret device built inside!

Stay the hell out of my way before I eat you!

Enough said!

Ouch!

The ball is stuck in his butt and security wants it out!

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Real Funny Dumb Laws!

Posted by tjmagik on February 28, 2008

    NY State Laws

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his or her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

Find more Funny Dumb Laws HERE!

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Weird Al Yankovic Classic - I’m Fat!

Posted by tjmagik on February 28, 2008

This is a classic! 

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“Weird Al” Yankovic - White & Nerdy

Posted by tjmagik on February 28, 2008

Rollin White & Nerdy…Funny Stuff!

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Unnecessary Censorship!

Posted by tjmagik on February 27, 2008

I love Unnecessary Censorship!

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How to Dance like a White Guy

Posted by tjmagik on February 27, 2008

Order while supplies last!

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Funny Names in Phonebook!

Posted by tjmagik on February 26, 2008

If you think your name is weird than you have to see these below! I think you will be grateful to have your name. I found these at http://www.funnyname.com/ if you want to see more go and visit the site, they have a lot more to see…very funny!

Phone Book Funny

** When not to Hyphenate your name, you might just make things worse!

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Want to see more visit When Not to Hyphenate Your Name!

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I Recieved an E-mail From The Future!

Posted by tjmagik on February 25, 2008

Do you want to recieve an e-mail from the future, now you can! Here’s what I wrote to myself and won’t recieve it until im 62 years young!

Dear FutureMe,
Hey long time no see! Damn you put on some weight…get your FAT ASS to the gym! I told you to stop putting that gel crap in your hair! Look at what happened…your frekin bald… that’s what happens for teasing your brother travis! So your still at that damn computer trying to make people laugh huh…some things never change. Remeber, I still love you! =)
(written Mon Feb 25, 2008, sent Wed Feb 23, 203 8)

FutureMe!

Here are some people who participated in www.futureme.org try it yourself!

Get A Job!
Dear FutureMe,
I am really pissed and better have a job by now. If not, please proceed to kick self in ass.
(written Tue Sep 30, 2003, sent Wed Nov 26, 2003)

Godson’s B-Day!
Dear FutureMe,
It’s your godson’s B-Day on January 13th. For some unfathomable reason you need this reminder.
Loser!
(written Thu Oct 2, 2003, sent Wed Dec 31, 2003)

Advice
Dear FutureMe,
Vind a wife with huge hooders
(written Fri Oct 3, 2002, sent Wed Dec 31, 2007)

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You Suck At Photoshop!

Posted by tjmagik on February 25, 2008

 If you are new to Photoshop and want to learn a few tricks than this is the place to visit MyDamnChannel teaches you how to use Photoshop and gives you a great laugh! I frekin laugh every time I watch his videos!

You Suck at Photoshop #6
You Suck at Photoshop #3

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The Holy Ghost Enters His Wedding!

Posted by tjmagik on February 24, 2008

The Holy Ghost suddenly arrives at this man’s wedding and he wins $10,000 for it!

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Don’t Lie To Your Wife Because…

Posted by tjmagik on February 23, 2008

Wife: Are you sure you didn’t mess around last night when you went out with your friends?

Husband: Dammit! You always ask dumb questions!

Wife: Well, Can you please explain what the HELL is that on the hood of the FUCKING car!!!

Wife: EXPLAIN THIS!

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Are You Sick of Your Marriage?

Posted by tjmagik on February 23, 2008

If you want to get a divorce but can’t think of a way to let your significant other know, than this video is for you! This guy has some really great ideas of ways you can break the news to really get your point across!

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Man With a BIG COCK!

Posted by tjmagik on February 22, 2008

This guy has a BIG COCK…OMG! I have never seen a COCK that big in my life, you have to see it to believe it. Scary looking!!

BIG COCK HERE! :P

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Pac-Man Live Action!

Posted by tjmagik on February 22, 2008

I bet you have never played Pac-Man like this before…This is so FUNNY!

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The Poop Tube Rocks!

Posted by tjmagik on February 22, 2008

Get your Poop Tube today…you can even use it outdoors!

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Funny Commercials!

Posted by tjmagik on February 21, 2008

These are some really funny commercials!

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Fuzz Man is Here!

Posted by tjmagik on February 21, 2008

Let me mow your fuzz for only $19.99… I keep it well maintained throughout the year!!
Fuzz Man!

He even can trim your hair if needed!

Fuzz Man at Work!

Photo By Flickr

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Def Comedy Jam Classic!

Posted by tjmagik on February 21, 2008

 Def Comedy Jam Classic - Martin Lawrence, Chris Tucker and Bernie Mac!

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Duck Decoy in Progress!

Posted by tjmagik on February 21, 2008

They don’t call me “Laughing Ducks” for no reason! I got my little troop with me distracting this beautiful lady while I take her money straight to the bank…laughing on the way! Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!
Duck Decoy

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Shaolin Ballz of Steel!

Posted by tjmagik on February 21, 2008

Hey Master, I have been training my “BALLS” for one year now! I think I am ready for the shaolin balls of steel challenge…I know that this is the only way to truly become a shaolin! I am ready master…give me your best shot! 

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New Caption Contest Picture!

Posted by tjmagik on February 21, 2008

Win a FREE ad spot on my blog…right there on the top left!

Here is my new Caption Contest picture! Some of you e-mailed me saying you wanted a different picture, so here it is! Hope it’s easier to come up with a caption!

I Love Cheeseburgers!

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Elements of a Man’s Universe!

Posted by tjmagik on February 20, 2008

Good or bad, these are the essential elements of a man’s universe. Ladies this might be a good place to visit and learn about men!

Elements of a Man! :P

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Old Man Rocks e-Bays World!

Posted by tjmagik on February 19, 2008

Donald Karr, a 73 year old man is about to rock e-Bays world. He is going OLD-SCHOOL! He came up with an old fashioned auction…paddles and all included! Don’t believe me, go ahead and visit the site!
We Love Auctions!

Blackwellsliveauction.com

Found This Story At Business Opportunities!

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Funny Inventions!

Posted by tjmagik on February 19, 2008

Here are some of the funniest inventions that I have seen on the net. Would you even use any of these if you got it free? If so…Which one?

A.

B.

C.

D.

E.

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The Cutest Puppy!

Posted by tjmagik on February 19, 2008

I think you will love this video…I think he has the cutest puppy in the world!

 

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Are you a Coffee Addict?

Posted by tjmagik on February 19, 2008

I love my new Coffee Mug! This is perfect for me because I know that I am a Coffee Addict and need it to survive throughout the day! My maid knows exactly when I need a refill and I don’t even have to say a word…I LOVE COFFEE!
Got Coffee?

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Why The Guy got Fired From Dairy Queen!

Posted by tjmagik on February 19, 2008

A former employee got fired from Dairy Queen for…I think you can guess for yourself!
Your Fired!

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Froot Loop on Steroids!

Posted by tjmagik on February 19, 2008

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This morning when I started to eat my bowl of cereal I noticed that something wasn’t right. One of the froot loops was taking up all the space in my bowl. Yeah true story! I only had 5 froot loops in my bowl, that’s how gigantic it was. I decided that I needed to take a picture to show some proof for the unbelievers! So here it is…the froot loop on steroids! what did I do with it after? yup, I did! I ate it, I poured me a glass of milk and decided to eat it just like how I’d eat my oreo cookies. I began to dunk my froot loop into my glass of milk, I got about five bites before I was done! (just to give u an idea of how big this froot loop was)

Hey, if you ever find a froot loop on steroids…enjoy, cause they are very rare to find! (lol)

*Damn I shoulda sold it on E-bay!

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Hot Babe of the Week!

Posted by tjmagik on February 18, 2008

This is what you call BOOTILICIOUS!

Hot Babe Here!

:P

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Kiss My Ass!

Posted by tjmagik on February 18, 2008

What is worse than having a neighbor who complains about everything: your dog is barking too much, your music is too loud, your friends are laughing too loud, your friends car is parked illegally, and list continues to grow. What is worse is that I have lived in the neighborhood 5 years before this old man ever arrived! Now he’s trying to tell me what to do…I don’t think so! I decided to do something that would make him lose his mind…LOL and give him a daily reminder of his favorite neighbor. I think he really likes it by the look on his face =) Would you agree?

Kiss My Ass!

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