Remember The Smurfs?

Remeber the Smurfs? Yeah it was those little blue guys! Never thought that cartoon made any sence, when have you ever seen a blue person? Not until today, see for yourself and watch this video…He might be the real Papa Smurf.

The Origin of The Finger!

Today we are going to learn about the origin of the Middle Finger! We all have done it at least once in our lifetime. Even if we haven’t done it directly at someone I bet you at least tried it before, just to get the feel of it…LOL. Today I will instruct you on some basics of the finger and give you a little insight to where it all began.

1) The origin of the finger can date back all the way to the roman empire. Yeah it’s true!! http://www.ooze.com/finger/html/history.html

2) If you ever need to use the finger and do it properly here is a step by step guide to throwing out the perfect Finger http://www.ooze.com/finger/html/how_to.html

3) Below are some great examples of the finger! They are both done very well. You can tell by the extension of the fingers.

4) If you ever get the finger below BEWARE!! it might not be referring to o.k or right on, In places like Iran, Afghanistan, Nigeria and parts of Italy and Greece it’s the same as the middle finger. You might want to consider giving them the thumbs up, they may get the wrong idea…LOL! 

5) Here is an audio of when I gave Dane Cook the perfect finger…Enjoy!

 

**I hope you enjoyed my tutorial on the perfect FINGER, just remember to use it only when you know you can get away with it or if you know for a fact that you can kick that persons ass. Otherwise my advice would be to refrain from using it!

Every Condition Requires a Prescription!

Just What The Doctor Ordered!
Pills, Pills, Pills, Pills, PILLS! Are you sick? Take a Pill! Can’t get it up? Take a Pill! Can’t take a dump? Take a Pill! We no longer can live without pills it seems so I am going to prescribe some for you! Just click on the pills below and I’m sure you will find what you are looking for, send it to a friend as well =)

Get To Know Me…I Love The 80’s

If you can recognize all the items above you are a true 80’s fan!
 

Get to know me a little: I was born in 1975 and I must be honest and let it all out, I miss the 80’s! The 80’s was so cool, the movies, the music, and the clothes of course!

 These are my favorite movies and games, not in any particular order:

1) Goonies
2) Fast Times at Ridgemont High
3) E.T
4) Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
5) Gremlins
6) Poltergeist
7) Breakfast Club
Weird Science
9) Karate Kid
10)Beat Street

Favorite games:

1) Galaga
2) Pac-Man
3)Astroids
4)Joust
5)Frogger
6) Dig-Dug
7)Tron
8)Space Invaders
9)Donkey Kong
10)Dragon’s Lair

Here’s a COOL video compilation from the 80’s, close your eyes and let it take you back to that special moment in time =)

Here is a really funny one! you MUST watch this one!!

Sooo…What You Do Last Night?

DMV Drivers Licence Prank!

Hot Babe Taking It All Off-Ladies You Gotta See This Too!

200 People Frozen in New York!

 The worlds largest train station was frozen, the Grand Central Station in New York City! It was CRAZY! People were frozen in time for five minutes. Over 200 people all of a sudden just froze at the same time. Whatever they were doing at that moment came to a sudden halt, even a girl about to eat her banana froze, not literally but she was not moving at all! To bad this was a prank, it would have been frekin cool to see something like this actually happen =)

10 Free Pick-up Lines For Saturday Night!

I know many of you have gone out and have used a pick up lines before or if your a lady had a guy try one on you. Today I thought I would give you some free pick-up lines at no charge! Next time you go out to the clubs or to your local bar you will be fully prepared to bust a move on the ladies. CAUTION: Don’t blame me if you try and use these PICK UP lines and you get rejected or if she just laughs at you and holds up a L sign on her forehead!!

1) I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

2) Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

3) Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

4) Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

5) If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

6) I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

7) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

9) You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

10) Can I read your T shirt in brail?

BONUS LINE: Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue.
I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Smoke Break-Monster Joint!