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Panhandling has been around for thousands of years and it is being done all over the world. A study was done in Toronto Canada with 54 panhandlers, and what was found was the median income for panhandlers was $638 a month, that’s pretty damn good! I could use an extra $638 in my budget. Because people feel that panhandlers use the money to support their bad habits they are reluctant to give. Now the panhandlers are getting more creative in their marketing and some of them just get straight to the point! I guess people rather hear the truth instead of some lie. Here are some good Panhandler signs that I thought were cool.
Here are some celebrities that I think would make interesting couples. Would they last or would they clash?
50 cent and New York both have strong personalities and are from New York. They are both hot tempered and don’t take crap from anybody! Eminem and Angelina are both unpredictable and very strange in their own ways. Michael Jackson and Madonna are both legends and both of them don’t last very long in relationships. Madonna is a freak and very unpredictable, I wouldn’t be surprised if she were to hook up with Michael Jackson. Tommy Lee is a party animal and we all know Paris is one too. I could see them making a hot sex tape and calling it “Tommy in Paris!”
Paris Hilton and Tommy Lee can be romantically connected by 3 degrees of separation. Find out how I figured this out Click Here!
A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost “in a series of small fires.” The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued….and won. In delivering the ruling the judge agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be “unacceptable fire,” and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in “the fires.” After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
Ever wondered if there were any bums out on the streets who were actually billionaires? Well here’s an interesting website that I have found, trying to turn a bum into a billionaire. Did he accomplish this goal? The journey will soon die at the end of this year 2008.
A man in Kentucky is suing a local chicken chain for serving him an offensive piece of chicken. He ordered a three piece chicken meal and to his discovery found a chicken that was fried in the shape of a penis. He said that he was offended that it looked way to similar to a penis and was humiliated and disgusted. He stated that he had an altercation at the register about substituting his mash for some french fries and when they wouldn’t allow it he and the cashier had some choice words to exchange to each other. When that was all said and done he went about his business ready to enjoy his meal, that’s when he realized that something was fishy. Some of the staff was staring at him as he ate his food and he could hear them giggling. When he pulled out the “penis chicken” the employees started laughing hysterically. Now he knew that he was set up with the “chicken penis” and is ready to take action!
Remeber the Smurfs? Yeah it was those little blue guys! Never thought that cartoon made any sence, when have you ever seen a blue person? Not until today, see for yourself and watch this video…He might be the real Papa Smurf.
I am from Hawaii and I love living here, the beautiful beaches, the great weather, and you can’t forget the beautiful ladies! The thing that I can’t stand is the Hula Chair! Who the hell thought of this stupid idea, I consider it one of the lamest inventions ever!
Here is the actual infomecial below, Tell me your thoughts on the Hula Chair! I honestly think they only sold one chair and that was to Ellen D. The only reason she bought it was to show the entire America the ”dumbest invention in the entire world!”
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