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A Bunch of Bloggers Short Story!

Posted by tjmagik on February 13, 2008

Get a FREE link on my blog to your site for the first 25 people who add to the story!!

So here’s the deal! I was thinking of something to post today and couldn’t think of anything…Bloggers Brainfart! Then to my surprise it hit me. Why not let others write my post for me =) So here is the idea I came up with, I will start this post with a sentence and then I will post a link to go with it. It can be a link to your site or one of your favorite blogs. The first person to comment will finish where I had left off add to the story and add a link to his/her comment that blends with the story, if you want you can just add to the story and not include a link. The next person will do the same and the story goes on and on. I want it to be FUNNY so try your best to add some humor with your sentence. Make sure that you don’t write more than three sentences. I will post our story in it’s entirety when I reach 25 comments. Make sure you end the story if you are the 25th person, and make it good!(LOL) 

So here it goes:

I woke up at 2:30am because I had a terrifying dream. My dream was About me being cooked for dinner because the night before I read a post from ieatishootipost He was talking about eating duck, I was so glad it was just a frekin dream. I went back to sleep and I had another strange dream…

* Make sure your comment flows with the last comment posted…Sorry, but I had to delete some comments becuase it did not match and flow with the last comment. Sorry =(

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12 Responses to “A Bunch of Bloggers Short Story!”

  1. Burgey said

    I dreamed that I was sleeping very restlessly. I rolled and I rolled and when I awoke. I had crushed my girlfriend’s dog. Sadly it was just a dream 🙂 but something even more bizarre was about to happen.

  2. ArtByLetters said

    I went back to sleep and I had another strange dream… The Bird Dog at the foot of the Bed decided to follow his instincts that had been held back for so long …

  3. grafikgirl said

    When I finally awoke that morning, after a wrestless night of sleep, my girlfriend stood at the end of the bed, with a new hairdoo, or no hair is more like it. She had shaved her head bald and informed she could no longer take my sleeping manors and was leaving me to pursue her dream of becoming “America’s Next Top Model”.

  4. So there I was, my head in my hands – reeling from the strange and bizarre series of dreams that plagued my restless sleep. I sat there feeling my heart pounding in my head when I noticed the sound…
    drip……
    drip……
    I rose and padded softly across the bedroom floor, my feet making no noise on the carpeting as I reached the master bath. I pushed the door open with my foot and to my horror………..

  5. tjmagik said

    it was somthing that I have never seen before in my entire life! It was a “freak of nature” It looked like a frog but it had the face of a cat, the body was all slimy and it was dripping wet because it fell in the toilet bowl! I decided to call it the Purple Frog Cat! When I tried to pick it up…

  6. …it stuck onto my face and sucked out my left eye! My effin left eye! My left eyeball is my absolute favorite eyeball of all time! Man, THAT eyeball has seen everything. Especially since the 9 months it took to birth my bestseller.

  7. Then I woke up again, with blurred vision and a terrible head ache.

  8. tjmagik said

    Dammit! I can’t belive that I was still dreaming. In my dream I woke up and I swear that I was awake…It felt so real! Anyways, now that i’m up I better get going I need to go and visit a good friend at the Abudance Cafe because…

  9. today there are magical dolphins swimming north for summer. We fantasize about swimming with the dolphins, climbing on their back and being taken on a magical journey to……….

  10. lilyruth said

    Lilyruths This And That Pizza grows on trees and a tiny genie lives who will grant you two wishes if you answer this riddle…………….

  11. Kevin said

    “Potatoes baked are not done, yet the sun shines across the moon.” Yeah, you guessed it, no one has gotten the answer right, but I know what it is. “Not Over Done” and then, just as I thought that things were going to start going better I got a severe pain in my head and felt my face, just to realize…my left eye ball was really gone.

  12. richard said

    …and this time, i was the duck, lying on a cold steel platter, a hoisin glaze coating my tight skin, as i sat in the white on white kitchen, the warm glow of the oven my last friend.

    Staring up at the young woman in faded jeans and a Velvet Underground t-shirt, I tried to speak, but my bill was glued shut by sauce. She hummed as she bounced around, water flowing from the faucet. Water. My home, back on the pond. They had warned me, my parents, don’t go too close to the shore. I didn’t listen.

    Ding.

    And I’m lifted, and a slight creak as the door opens, as I enter the sauna, the warmth putting me to sleep. My eyes, heavy.

    Something smells good. What’s for dinner?

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