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I Recieved an E-mail From The Future!

Posted by tjmagik on February 25, 2008

Do you want to recieve an e-mail from the future, now you can! Here’s what I wrote to myself and won’t recieve it until im 62 years young!

Dear FutureMe,
Hey long time no see! Damn you put on some weight…get your FAT ASS to the gym! I told you to stop putting that gel crap in your hair! Look at what happened…your frekin bald… that’s what happens for teasing your brother travis! So your still at that damn computer trying to make people laugh huh…some things never change. Remeber, I still love you! =)
(written Mon Feb 25, 2008, sent Wed Feb 23, 2038)

FutureMe!

Here are some people who participated in www.futureme.org try it yourself!

Get A Job!
Dear FutureMe,
I am really pissed and better have a job by now. If not, please proceed to kick self in ass.
(written Tue Sep 30, 2003, sent Wed Nov 26, 2003)

Godson’s B-Day!
Dear FutureMe,
It’s your godson’s B-Day on January 13th. For some unfathomable reason you need this reminder.
Loser!
(written Thu Oct 2, 2003, sent Wed Dec 31, 2003)

Advice
Dear FutureMe,
Vind a wife with huge hooders
(written Fri Oct 3, 2002, sent Wed Dec 31, 2007)

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3 Responses to “I Recieved an E-mail From The Future!”

  1. Dear FutureMe,

    I told you there would be a heavy price to pay if you tried to become a stuntman at 48. Now look at you, you’re dead!

  2. tjmagik said

    Lol, Funny!

  3. TheMrs said

    Dear FutureMe,

    I would say something witty but I’m sure by now you’re either dead, in prison serving time for road rage or blind from gawking at the computer screen too long all those years. I guess as long as you aren’t pissing yourself and sucking mashed bananas through a straw… it’s all good.

    Take care you old bat!

    Love, the younger and firmer you!

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