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Archive for the ‘Hilarious’ Category

He wanted an ASIAN haircut so I gave him one!

Posted by tjmagik on December 4, 2008

 Asian Haircut Wanted – $10 (Aiea)



Reply to: [?]
2008-12-04, 7:35AM HST

Im a guy who needs his hair cut for a sporting event/performance

I have full asian hair

Looking for a short new style (asian “chinese” traditional or “new-age” look)

Everytime I ask places like Fantastics Sams and Supercuts, no styles come to their mind or the cut looks odd.

Please email me.
I also have a $9 Hot Topic Gift card to barter as well.

Thanks and Aloha.

***  I saw this ad on craigslist and I came to the rescue!

Here’s the asian cut when I was done with him.

He was the man at his event!

He was the man at his event!

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Real Funny Dumb Laws!

Posted by tjmagik on February 28, 2008

    NY State Laws

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his or her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

Find more Funny Dumb Laws HERE!

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Unnecessary Censorship!

Posted by tjmagik on February 27, 2008

I love Unnecessary Censorship!

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How to Dance like a White Guy

Posted by tjmagik on February 27, 2008

Order while supplies last!

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Funny Names in Phonebook!

Posted by tjmagik on February 26, 2008

If you think your name is weird than you have to see these below! I think you will be grateful to have your name. I found these at if you want to see more go and visit the site, they have a lot more to see…very funny!

Phone Book Funny

** When not to Hyphenate your name, you might just make things worse!


Want to see more visit When Not to Hyphenate Your Name!

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Are You Sick of Your Marriage?

Posted by tjmagik on February 23, 2008

If you want to get a divorce but can’t think of a way to let your significant other know, than this video is for you! This guy has some really great ideas of ways you can break the news to really get your point across!

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Pac-Man Live Action!

Posted by tjmagik on February 22, 2008

I bet you have never played Pac-Man like this before…This is so FUNNY!

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The Poop Tube Rocks!

Posted by tjmagik on February 22, 2008

Get your Poop Tube today…you can even use it outdoors!

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Def Comedy Jam Classic!

Posted by tjmagik on February 21, 2008

 Def Comedy Jam Classic – Martin Lawrence, Chris Tucker and Bernie Mac!

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Shaolin Ballz of Steel!

Posted by tjmagik on February 21, 2008

Hey Master, I have been training my “BALLS” for one year now! I think I am ready for the shaolin balls of steel challenge…I know that this is the only way to truly become a shaolin! I am ready master…give me your best shot! 

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